Keanu Reeves is a vampire.
Now, look at this: That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922. His body never was found. Then, look at this: An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino. Compare them: i believe.
I wrote a thing for a different website.
What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?
Okay, I gave in.
I finally made a tumblr since everyone and their mother has one. I still have no clue what it’s actually about and just see people posting pictures…so that’s a thing.